Süddeutsche Zeitung, a well-known German newspaper, has this little paragraph on page seven: 2600 refugees saved Rome - 2600 refugees were saved by the navy near Italy's coast last weekend. Most of the refugees on the seven boats came from Eritrea, Congo, Sudan and Algeria. Among them were dozens of children and a pregnant woman who was sent by helicopter to a hospital to give birth. Since beginning of this year 68 000 refugees arrived in Italy, more than in 2011 at the last peak. The EU Ministers for Internal Affairs will meet in Milan on Tuesday. The refugee problem will be one of their topics to be discussed. Below the Monty Python version regarding smaller but similar events. Or non-events? Regards Peter Q: Minister, is there a boat in trouble off Christmas Island? A: It is our standard practice as you know, under Operation Sovereign Borders, to report on any significant events regarding maritime operations at sea, particularly where there are safety of life at sea issues associated, and I am advised I have no such reports to provide. Q: Is there a boat? A: Well, I have answered the question. Q: … So are you saying that boats are not leaving (for Australia)? A: We are always ready for boats that may arrive and we always anticipate that they may seek to come and we are always ready. We are ready today, we were ready yesterday and we will be ready tomorrow and the government’s policies will continue to prevail. Q: So Mr Morrison, you are not even going to confirm there is a boat, you are not going to say what is happening if people are in the water? Their boat is leaking, we are told – leaking oil – and you are not going to say anything about that situation? A: What I have said is that it is our practice to report on significant events at sea, particularly when they involve safety of life at sea. Now there is no such report for me to provide to you today. If there was a significant event happening then I would be reporting on it. Q: So what does that mean? A: You are a bright journalist. I’m sure you can work it out. Q: No, we are asking you, Sir. You are the minister. A: And I have given you my response. Q: So could you clarify, Sir, for us – at what point does an event become a significant event involving a boat on the water? A: When you see me here standing and reporting on it. Q: And you are standing here reporting. A: I am not. I am saying there is no such report for me to provide to you today. Q: Are you saying that it could be a hoax that people are saying they are in trouble? A: I am not saying anything of that at all. I am not confirming any of these matters. This should come as no surprise to you. This has been our practice now for the entire period of this operation. This is another day at the office for Operation Sovereign Borders.