All solutions that involve copying the data elsewhere or restoring data don't actually solve my problem statement - Which is to encrypt with minimal downtime.
Yes, of course - I keep backups. In two different physical locations. But restoring them is actually a worst case scenario which involves days of downtime. It takes time to copy TB's of data. Even if you break a RAID 1 you're still going to have to make the other half read only or you're going to have new data on your original that doesn't make it across.
And correct me if I'm wrong with the ecryptfs solution - but doesn't it leave unencrypted copies of your files in free space? Because it's not encrypting in place at a block level, some / most / many files are left unallocated but in clear text on your volume, until you later overwrite them with new data?