My dear lord I think this is going to work after all. Thank goodness I didn't buy that chainsaw. But now I have what may be a repeat question.
So I managed to get to the bit where I can install openSUSE. I can see it and everything. And I can get to the BIOS now too. Turns out I had the screens plugged in to the motherboard and not the graphics card where they should have been connected. *[Slaps Forehead]*
My concern now is that someone said the installation software should detect and automatically set up the dual screen configuration. Which sounds great. But at what point will it do this? Is it during that bit at the end where it says 'Automatic Configuration'? Because right now I can see two versions of the same screen and two pointers moving exactly the same on each screen. Should I just move forward and trust it will work or is there something I should do to ensure it works? How much of a nightmare will it be to get it working after install if it doesn't work automatically?
Cheers again. *[Slaps Forehead again]*